Tuesday, April 3, 2007

My first attempts at designing posters


My first 2 posters! Aint very awesome but at least there's exponential improvement from the first to the 2nd. Hopefully the third will be a quantum leap! Doing the poster is straightforward but e conceptualising part is difficult. I spent like 2 days designing each poster and e process was bitter sweet... but I like.... Nothing feels better than seeing your own creation come to life..



Master!! Teach me how to do these posters! This guy is freaking good! Heard he took private Art class for his A levels. Pro man..

Looks like tis will be a new hobby of mine! on top of my itch for web design..

Thursday, March 29, 2007

I singlehandedly raised $975 for FSIG!!! $1025 short of my target... But i guess it was a gd try considered it was my first time.. I even got laughed at by Adrian for writing a receipt wrongly. E past 2 weeks have really been tough.. I deserve a big slap on e back!


Auntie Susan's store.. She was my Cai Shen Ye.. or rather cai shen ma... She got her gang to rent stalls from me. But i gave her a freaking cheap price for her 2 stores n i even drove her to biz on e last day for her subsequent bazaar..


Adrian's stall.. He's freaking rich but freaking nice guy.

Cindy selling accessories..

Fu Hao's store.. E auntie say biz is so bad tat she has been killing mosquitoes n flies.. She wanted a discount off e rental for being a fulltime pest buster. Buzz off!!

Mr !Destiny! from Africa... haha. did u pronounce his name correctly? It's "Luck" Destiny "Luck".. He attempted to give me $50 african dollar as rental.. I gave him e "you-tink-you-r-funny-but-you-r-not" smile...

Auntie Linda's store. She made some of e earrings herself..


The omnipresent ramly burger..
It's really amazing how these pple make a living through these bazaars.. E things they sell r so cheap tat it's not easy to rake in a substantial profit. But it's really cool watching them in action.. esp in slow moving frames in my mind. They stay outdoors e whole day, they sweat, they have to joke with fellow vendors, have to constantly keep an eye on their store, continuously n quietly hope tat the nxt person walking past will be someone special. It's a tough job man.. Trust me.. I've done it b4.. n neva again.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Useless but quite interesting facts of life

1) In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb".

2) Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only... Ladies Forbidden"... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

3) Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

4) It is impossible to lick your elbow.

5) Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

6) Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king in history:Spades - King DavidHearts - CharlemagneClubs - Alexander, the GreatDiamonds - Julius Caesar

7) 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

8)Question: If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?Answer: One thousand

9) In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase... "goodnight, sleep tight."

10) It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

11) In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"

12) Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

13) I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Stretched thin

I feel so stretched.. I remb tat Hayley always told me it was gd.. Wana do a review of wat I did in e past few months so tat I could feel better bout my present situation...

Jan
DIY fish tank
Set up website for FSIG
Establish grp tuition

Feb
Purchase of car
Settling car payments
Joined Union Camp comm n did e UC website
Interview of my first 2 FSIG members

March
Open house vending booth
Forming of 1st FSIG exco
Publicity poster for FSIG
Fundraising bazaar for FSIG

My life is revolved around FSIG n union camp.. But i really want to make FSIG successful.. It's my baby dood.. First 2 mths I was so unenthusiastic about FSIG cos i tot it was just another one of e craze i used to have.. but after open house when i got to know e members better, i started to become more motivated to run e club.. I even planned out 3 semeters ahead so tat eventually it will become a full fledged club. Benny said starting up is always tough.. Presidents of established clubs are just a part of e system, they shld hav a much easier life..

Let's take a look at the future

Apr
Full time student... really...

May
atomicplonk biz
shares

June
Reservist

July
Union camp

Come to tink of it... Joining union camp has really broadened my social circle by darn enormous magnitude... all e engin n cac camps din really get me anywhere.. but once i became part of NUSSU, i have enter a world of its own. E pple in NUSSU r darn hardcore... they always recycle themselves within the NUSSU standing comms.. Furthermore they will take up some position in other ccas or events.. Really siao on pple.. Heng I joined.. Nxt yr holis no more camps lor.. Time to learn flying! Tat'll prob be my graduation reward! i still hav fond memories of e days when i was learning how to drive a car.. Darn exhilarating!

Sunday, March 11, 2007

To those taxi drivers who tink they are race car drivers but who are not

SCREW YOU!!!
I got horned by freaking 2 taxi drivers in 2 days just for overtaking them. Having to brake just a little to accomodate me means they are gg to miss the next customer and because of that they will lose $2.40 and their family will be starving.. SCREW YOU! Other cars are considerate enuf to let me in.. N i always do tat for other cars so i dun see why taxi drivers cannot be a little more considerate!!!

Another taxi driver kept tailgating me in a multi storey carpark.. How the fuck do u expect me to park when your freaking head is smelling my ass!!!! I am brainwashed by the govt to park with my backside in OK!

I am declaring war on you stupid taxi drivers!! I am gg to freaking take down your car plate number and complain to your taxi company.. I am gg to make you lose your job! SO STAY AWAY FROM ME!!